Pink is the New Black: Those that didn’t make it

Why didn’t I make it into a Top 25 list? Who knows? Here are 5 characters that didn’t make it. Some by a hair, some by a landslide…


Unsurprisingly, no decent fan art of ankle was found

First appeared in: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2002)
Most likely to: Die alone

Every list has to start from the bottom. And I don’t think there’s anyone else further down the barrel than Ankle.
Did you know that Tingle has a set of twin, younger brothers, and one of them wears pink? Do you know how frightening that is? They could be triplets for all we know! But I digress.
One thing is to wear pink, but this… hurts my eyes. Tingle has always hurt my eyes, so probably the color Pink is not the problem here.


Fan art by Keith Byrne

First appeared in: Mortal Kombat 2 (1993)
Most likely to: do nasty things to you with her mouth.

This deadly lady ninja actually wore purple until the latest installments of Mortal Kombat, and even then you could argue that her outfit is still… purplish? Fuchsia? It’s hard to tell when there’s so little cloth actually covering her. Just look at her! Can those strings really keep her… assets in place during a fight? Oh well…Let’s just say that she has enough cloths covering the more important bits of her body, and by that, I mean the lower part of her face, but I’m sure most of you know what’s underneath that veil…

Axem Pink

Fan art by Bowser2Queen

First appeared in: Super Mario RPG (1996)
Most likely to: become a wood cutter.

Axem Pink is full of surprises. First, her weapon of choice is an Axe, and second, she wears pink. Surprised? I thought not. Her pink outfit is expected, being the only female on a color coded team of super villains: The Axem Rangers, when she is not hacking and slashing with her axe, she is healing her team mates.


Fan art by Kajikonjou

First appeared in: Chrono Cross (1999)
Most likely to: go for Team Jacob

Poshul is a dog.
A female dog
A female talking dog
A female talking dog with a lisp
A pink, female talking dog with a lisp
A very fashionable looking female, pink dog with a lisp

I don’t have much to say about her, other than she is Leena’s pet and the first character you can recruit In Chrono Cross. Expect her to be loyal and like bones. Just like any typical fashionable looking female pink dogs with a lisp.

Jean Armstrong

First appeared: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (2004)
Most likely to:…cook?

Now that’s an interesting design…

That’s it. I can’t take it anymore. I think I have a pink overdose. It was fun doing this, tho, and I hope you enjoyed this Week of Pink 🙂


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